what kind of horse am i?

once, some 55 million years ago, humans and horses were linked through a single, shared ancestor — a tiny, furry, probably slightly startled mammal.

then evolution pulled us apart: we got complicated shoes, endless passwords, infinite updates, even talking kettles — you name it. they got impeccable balance and cute manes and charming tails.

and they haven't strayed from simplicity as far as we have, so they clearly know a thing or two… today, let a random horse show you how to build your life for the next 24 hours.

take its guidance seriously, or with a wink, and see where your hooves, paws or feet — carry you.