— what if grass is just a government experiment? — don't start.

— what if grass is just a government experiment?
— no, this theory has already been debunked by albert einstein.

currently pretending to be a statue until you leave.

currently pretending to be a statue until you leave.

hovering gently between nap and nothingness.

hovering gently between nap and nothingness.

do not disturb me. i'm grazing.

don’t stare too long. it might wink back.

i need a carrot. two carrots.

this one neighs in lowercase.