# i can draw a horse

> be horsie!


## Pages

- [claude the pessimist horse](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/claude/): pessimism from a horse’s point of view.
- [a horse, a brush, a silence](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/a-horse-a-brush-a-silence/): ink dries quickly. pixels are no exception. your hoof votes [neigh!] when you love it. [snore!] appears if the magic fades (or if you get distracted by a squirrel).
- [whinny postcards](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/whinny-postcards/)
- [zebras](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/zebras/): freedom written in black and white.
- [cross-tail](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/cross-tail/): one day, a horse tried to post a cloud. he folded it three times, licked the stamp, and whispered something kind into the envelope. the post office said, “no cloud posting allowed.” so he trotted home, slightly soggy but determined. i feel like that horse. i want to send a cloud, but the post won’t accept “everyone everywhere” as a valid address, and clouds still can’t travel by stamp.so instead, i send postcards. i’ve set aside £20 (instead of buying something else) to send a few each month. sometimes one, sometimes five, depending on stamps, rain, and my own logic.  as soon as i know where […]
- [what kind of horse am i?](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/what-kind-of-horse-am-i/): once, some 55 million years ago, humans and horses were linked through a single, shared ancestor — a tiny, furry, probably slightly startled mammal. then evolution pulled us apart: we got complicated shoes, endless passwords, infinite updates, even talking kettles — you name it. they got impeccable balance and cute manes and charming tails. and they haven’t strayed from simplicity as far as we have, so they clearly know a thing or two… today, let a random horse show you how to build your life for the next 24 hours. take its guidance seriously, or with a wink, and see where […]
- [about this meadow](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/about/): (a quiet note before your hooves go deeper) not quite a gallery, not exactly a project, certainly not a movement: just a meadow. sometimes trodden, sometimes quiet. sometimes full of visitors, sometimes just half a hoofprint in the dust. a horse appears here from time to time (sometimes more than one) in black and white, not always anatomically correct, but always with a kind eye. it speaks in short sentences, with a leaning toward curiosity, a brush of absurdity, and a soft edge of something that might be called science, or maybe just common horse sense. this meadow keeps its laces […]
- [the mare's whisper](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/the-mares-whisper/): how far do you dare to look into the unknown?
- [privacy policy](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/privacy-policy/): who i am i’m the one who draws the horses. that’s it, really. i run this website, this project, and sometimes make a mess of both. if you need to reach me, the contact page exists for that reason alone. comments if you leave a comment (somehow, somewhere), i might collect the data shown in the form, as well as your ip address and browser fingerprint — all the usual ghost-trail stuff the internet loves. i don’t do anything weird with it. media if you upload images (unlikely, but let’s pretend), try not to include embedded location data (exif gps). some […]
- [horses](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/horses/)
- [doodles](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/doodles/): before you scroll: remember, you’re allowed — no, encouraged — to add moustaches, monocles, top hats, or even mysterious auras to any of these horses. they won’t stop you. they can’t.
- [refund and returns policy](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/refund_returns/): i hope you love what you get. but if not, let’s sort it out. for items marked with a *, i make and ship them myself — with real hands, tape, and possibly a bit of cat hair.i can’t refund shipping or packaging costs for these, because time machines and self-sealing envelopes are still in development. for everything else (printed and sent by the magical elves at printful or inkthreadable), their return policy applies.usually, that means: if it’s damaged, misprinted, or doesn’t show up at all, you’ll get a refund or replacement.if you just changed your mind or realised you already […]
- [hay and carrots](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/hay-and-carrots/): welcome to the shop. nothing here is strictly necessary. in fact, you’ll be fine without any of it — and you’ll be richer by the price of a product, though you will be haunted by a faint unease that you don’t own any of these curious things. but if you feel an overwhelming urge to acquire something — anything — please, by all means, buy everything. and demand a discount while you’re at it. i admire that kind of spirit.
- [terms & conditions](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/terms-conditions/): by trotting through this site and maybe even tossing a coin, you agree to the following: thanks for visiting. the horses are currently blinking at the horizon in your honour.
- [my account](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/my-account/)
- [checkout](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/checkout/)
- [basket](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/basket/)
- [draw your own horse](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/draw-your-own-horse/)
- [contact me](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/contact-me/): you can say hi, ask a question, or complain — about a defective mug, a late parcel, the weather, or a bad mood. i understand all of it. your message will be read (eventually), understood (possibly), and forwarded to the appropriate party — from santa claus to the easter bunny, depending on the season. but seriously, i’ll try to answer your questions within a reasonable time.
- [my drawings](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/drawings/): before you scroll: remember, you’re allowed — no, encouraged — to add moustaches, monocles, top hats, or even mysterious auras to any of these horses. they won’t stop you. they can’t. doodles horses zebras a horse, a brush, a silence claude the pessimist horse
- [neigh!](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/): welcome to i can draw a horse — a small, questionably managed art project dedicated to my admiration for horses and my ongoing attempt to draw them. not necessarily well. but repeatedly. and endlessly.you’ll find a galleries that updates whenever the stars align in the shape of a horseshoe (or when i find my stylus), a shop full of items you might want but don’t need (you definitely don’t — but i can’t afford to give them away, sorry), and enough creative uncertainty to keep things honest.some items are printed by printful or inkthreadable (they’re good at printing), others are made […]

## Products

- ['run, horsie!' muscle shirt](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/hay-and-carrots/run-horsie-muscle-shirt/): This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you’re going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during a yoga class. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look. • 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²) • 32 singles • Relaxed fit • Side-seamed construction • Wide, low-cut armholes • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to […]
- [walking horsies copper vacuum insulated bottle](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/hay-and-carrots/walking-horsies-copper-vacuum-insulated-bottle/): Stay refreshed on the go with our copper vacuum-insulated bottle, designed to keep your drinks at the perfect temperature while preventing condensation. Its durable stainless steel construction with a powder-coat finish is scratch and fade-resistant, while the spill-proof design and wide opening make it practical for everyday use. Lightweight and easy to carry, this bottle is perfect for work, travel, or outdoor activities – design your own or start selling it today! • Stainless steel with copper insulation • 22 oz. (650 ml) • Dimensions: 10.60″ × 2.90″ (26.92 × 7.37 cm) • Weight: 363 g • Spill-proof design • Scratch […]
- [horsies unite! hat](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/hay-and-carrots/horsies-unite-hat/): A hat made of corduroy? That’s a yes! Get your hands on a hat that’ll serve you for ages. The corduroy fabric has stood the test of time thanks to its best features—softness, affordability, and durability. Get yours now! • 100% cotton corduroy • Soft, unstructured crown • Cotton twill sweatband and taping • Adjustable buckle • Blank product sourced from China This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, […]
- [*horsies spread love](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/hay-and-carrots/horsies-spread-love/): paper. ink. love. a small postcard for big feelings. each card: a5printed on 250gsm satin paper for a soft, luxurious feelperfect for sending whimsical holiday cheer, tiny horsie secrets, or mild confusionadd more cards and each extra one gets a little cheaper — because that’s exactly what the horses insisted i do!envelope included, honestly
- [horsie magic mug](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/hay-and-carrots/horsie-magic-mug/): 96 Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:”Table Normal”; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-parent:””; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;} 11oz ceramic mug. Glossy black finish with white ceramic inner. Heat-sensitive mug reveals design when hot. Hand wash only.
- [horses walking on your table coasters](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/hay-and-carrots/horses-walking-on-your-table-coasters/): Key Features:  Pack of 4 96mm x 96mm Dimensions 4mm Thick Cork Base Glossy Finish
- [*very merry horsie christmas postcards](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/hay-and-carrots/very-merry-horsie-christmas-postcards/): very merry horsie christmas postcard set each card: a6 folded (opens to a5) printed on 250gsm satin paper for a soft, luxurious feel perfect for sending festive horsie cheer, tiny seasonal secrets, or mild sleigh confusion add more cards and each extra one gets a little cheaper — because that’s exactly what the horses demanded envelope included, honestly
- [*ho-ho-horse christmas postcards](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/hay-and-carrots/ho-ho-horse-christmas-postcards/): ho-ho-horses postcard set each card: a6 folded (opens to a5) printed on 250gsm satin paper for a soft, luxurious feel perfect for sending whimsical holiday cheer, tiny horsie secrets, or mild confusion add more cards and each extra one gets a little cheaper — because that’s exactly what the horses insisted I do! envelope included, honestly
- [*2027 Calendar](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/hay-and-carrots/calendar/): thirteen doodles of horses who accidentally became a calendar.they weren’t planning to mark time, they were just standing around when the months appeared. now they’re quietly taking turns: one horse per month, with an extra one for luck or mild confusion. available as a wall a3 or a desk dl, depending on how you prefer to observe the passage of days: vertically, horizontally, or not at all. each page is a small reminder that schedules are suggestions, and that grass still grows even when no one is counting. contains traces of hay, ink, and temporal uncertainty.
- [*i know what a horse i am](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/hay-and-carrots/i-know-what-a-horse-i-am/): you will receive 4 postcards, printed on 300 gsm paper: – one postcard with the doodle chosen, plus three random doodle postcards. delivery by royal mare… sorry, royal mail. but i’m sure it will find you.
- [*personal whispers of the wise mare cookie - postcards](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/hay-and-carrots/personal-whispers-of-the-wise-mare-cookie-postcards/): you will receive 4 postcards, printed on 300 gsm paper: – one postcard with a personal prophecy, signed by me with love and a quiet neigh to the universe – two postcards with the mare’s wisdom, blank on the back, ready to send to your horsie friends – and one more — with just the mare — for writing your own whisper to someone you love (or maybe dislike, who knows) delivery by royal mare… sorry, royal mail. but i’m sure it will find you.
- [*mares wisdom personal whisper - postcards](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/hay-and-carrots/mares-wisdom-personal-whisper-postcards/): you will receive 4 postcards, printed on 300 gsm paper: – one postcard with a personal prophecy, signed by me with love and a quiet neigh to the universe – two postcards with the mare’s wisdom, blank on the back, ready to send to your horsie friends – and one more — with just the mare — for writing your own whisper to someone you love (or maybe dislike, who knows) delivery by royal mare… sorry, royal mail. but i’m sure it will find you.
- [Stainless steel water bottle](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/hay-and-carrots/stainless-steel-water-bottle/): This 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottle is perfect for your daily outings. It will keep your drink of choice hot or cold for hours. It also features an odor- and leak-proof cap. Throw it in your car’s cup holder on your way to work, take it with you on hikes, or toss it in your bag for any time you get thirsty. • High-grade stainless steel • 17 oz (500 ml) • Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm) • Vacuum flask • Double-wall construction • Bowling pin shape • Glossy finish • Odorless and leak-proof cap • Insulated […]
- ['it is in my heart' stainless steel water bottle](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/hay-and-carrots/it-is-in-my-heart-stainless-steel-water-bottle/): This 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottle is perfect for your daily outings. It will keep your drink of choice hot or cold for hours. It also features an odor- and leak-proof cap. Throw it in your car’s cup holder on your way to work, take it with you on hikes, or toss it in your bag for any time you get thirsty. • High-grade stainless steel • 17 oz (500 ml) • Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm) • Vacuum flask • Double-wall construction • Bowling pin shape • Glossy finish • Odorless and leak-proof cap • Insulated […]
- ['shopping list' eco tote bag](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/hay-and-carrots/shopping-list-eco-tote-bag/): Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between. • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) • Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm) • Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg) • 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length • Open main compartment • Blank product sourced from India This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why […]
- ['buy us something tasty' eco tote bag](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/hay-and-carrots/buy-us-something-tasty-eco-tote-bag/): Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between. • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) • Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm) • Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg) • 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length • Open main compartment • Blank product sourced from India This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why […]
- [horsie set of pin buttons](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/hay-and-carrots/horsie-set-of-pin-buttons/): Express yourself in a meaningful way with top-quality pin buttons. They’re lightweight, sturdy, and easy to put on. With a scratch and UV-resistant coating and a glossy finish, these pin buttons are made to last. Show off the things you care about and add a pop of personality to your clothing or accessories with vibrant pin buttons. • They come in a set of 5 • Made of tinplate • Scratch and UV-resistant mylar coating • Glossy finish • Easy to put on This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it […]
- [support my horse project – neigh!](https://i-can-draw-a-horse.com/hay-and-carrots/support-my-horse-project/): neigh! a small donation to support my silly serious horse project (and some carrots).

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